0 My Top 5 To Do List

n no order whatsoever. Just in case the all come at the same time… As the song goes, I’m dreaming of a white (ish) Christmas…

Marissa Miller

Marissa Miller

Why I chose her? Well just look at that package. Victoria Secret model, excellent body, face of a goddess. What more can you ask for? If only she likes video games and knows how to cook then she’d be THE perfect woman.

Odette Yustman

Odette Yustman

Why her? She’s not very popular. Yet. She has been on a few movies tho like Cloverfield and Dewey Cox to name a few. It’s good that she’s not popular tho so that TMZ won’t follow us around as much. I do enjoy my privacy once in a while.

Mandy Moore

Mandy Moore

Why Her? Coz it’s Mandy Moore. Timeless looks and very elegant. The type of girl that you can take home to your Mum. She can sing, she looks fun to hang out with and she seemed to have gained a few pounds last I saw her so I think I have a better shot with her than the other girls.

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

Why her? Coz she looks very innocent and as what my good friend Ferdie would say “Sarap Dumihan (I’d love to get her dirty).” The girl next door look is what mostly attracts me and you know what they say about those girls *nudge* *nudge* plus she looks like my future wife (Some girl that works in a local restaurant).

Maria Ozawa

Maria Ozawa

Why her? Because every list that involves a rating and women needs an Asian girl. Like Miss Swift she has that girl next door look and proving my theory she’s a dirty one. Did I mention she does porn? No? I have to have a professional on my list. I just need to teach her how to shave.